A September long ago…
So it occurred to me that the one year anniversary of the last time I spoke to Jade was this month, so I decided to waste some time and figure out the exact date.
I started by looking in AIM because she liked that better than YIM (should have known that was bad omen).
The AIM logs end at Friday, April 06, 2007. So maybe I didn’t have logging set up properly. I don’t know. I did find this little gem interesting though:
Greg: I hear it requires 2GB of hard disk space. O.O
Jade: I don’t understand computer talk.
Jade: Lol.
Greg: … “hard disk space” is complex computer talk? LOL
Jade: I don’t know how much gigabytes are.
Greg: 1GB = 1,000MB =1,000,000 KB = 1,000,000,00 Bytes = 7,000,000,00 bits
Jade: BUT I DONT KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS
Greg: The letter A is one byte.
Jade: But the “byte” is still unknown.
Greg: A byte is how much space is required to write 7 0s or 1s.
Greg: 011001 is seven bits, and one byte that represents one letter.
Greg: This is very basic information in the field of complex computer operation.
Jade: Bleck.
Greg: You don’t care how it works as long as it gives you porn, I mean, stuff you like, right?
Jade: I don’t really even do things.
Jade: I just download music.
And that was the same day that she who doesn’t get computers was promoted to global mod on SDS!
Greg: Your name is in yellow now. 
Jade: Ahaha woot.
Jade: Thaaaaaaaaaaanks.
Greg: Try not to go power mad like Zei or Myself. 
Jade: But I’m still scard aha
Jade: Lol.
Jade: I WILL OWN SDS
Greg: Agh! Another one! *hides*
Jade: Haha; I wouldn’t do anything.
Jade: Haha, watch you come home one day to check SDS and it’s all screwed up.
Jade: By accident. Like, no sarcasm here at all. Alllll by accident.
Greg: … Right.
Greg: Try to keep that from happening.
Oh, and this is interesting. It has nothing to do with the rest of the conversation it was a part of
Greg: *Looks at Jump In listing on Amazon*
Jade: Lol.
Greg: I’m not buying it.
Jade: JERK!
Jade: Just kidding.
Greg: Unlike you, I don’t want to have sex with Corbin. Therefore, there is no reason for me to buy it.
Jade: Grr.
I swear, I was blind to all sorts of lawlessness!
Jade: I want to go to bed but nooooooooooo
Jade: My cousin wants me to pick him up sometime.
Greg: It’s after 2AM there. I wouldn’t pick up anyone at 2AM.
Jade: I picked him up at 4am once.
Greg: Well, don’t.
Jade: AND..I never renewed my license so I can get in trouble for driving after midnight. Lol.
Greg: … That’s not funny.
Jade: Lol.
Jade: I know.
Jade: But it is.
Greg: Until you get pulled over.
Jade: True/
Jade: I will just cry.
Jade: Cry to get out of the ticket, Greg.
Jade: Crap; we’re scaring me now.
Jade: Lol.
So… right, I was figuring out the last time I spoke with her. According to YIM, it looks to be September 3rd 2007. which seems odd, I thought it was only about a week before my birthday.
And actually, I know it was after that. Because she (claimed she) had purchaced the HM2 CD to get the Mileyword free month pass and was telling me how she didn’t get said pass:
Jade: MY CD DIDN’T COME WITH IT
Jade: I AM PISSED
And several days later, I gave her the code from my CD, ’cause I wasn’t gonna use it.
So in conclusion, I set out to figure out a date and only succeded in reading though a lot of logs. Oh well.
While I’m at it, here’s a classic conversation with Baby Z:
Zei: All you have to do is e-mail them, state who we are and what we stand for (use the same template for every site for Chrissakes) and ask if we can be affiliates – if not, just link us on their site. If we start getting affiliates, we’ll need button space at the bottom.
Greg: Oh, I can do that.
Zei: What did you think I meant?
Zei: Having sex with all the owners to get the site info?
Zei: No, you’d always have time for sex
Zei:
