Greg's Favorite Quotes

Greg's Favorite Quotes
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My Quotes:

"Only YOU can prevent the cancelation of Kim Possible." - Me

"Whoever said money can't buy happiness obviously never a had High-Speed Internet Connection." - Me

People I know:

"Corpses that are still alive." - Chris Bush

"They should have brail baseball" - Sarah Divan

"Danceing leads to sex, sex leads to babies" A=B B=C A=C - Sarah Divan

"I don't want to get out of your bed" - Sarah Divan

"Maybe I should shave my head and wax my eyebrows..." - Sarah Divan

"There is no such thing as a bad vibration on your vagina" - Marissa

"Even over the internet, someone can still impact you." - Gabby

From "real" Authors:

"Pessimists are right more often than not, and when they are wrong they are pleased to be so." - George F. Will, Newsweek

"Religion is Opium for the Masses" - Karl Marx (I don't really agree with Marx, but I like the quote)

"...Like a good day at socialist work camp!" - John Leo US News and World Events

Celebrity Quotes:

"Everybody's always like, 'Did she party?' And I'm like 'She was awesome. She was really sweet. I loved her.'" - Hilary Duff talking about First Daughter Jenna Bush, whom Hilary had had as a camp counselor.

Disney Related (SDS Website):

"Marc, you and I don't worry whether anything is cheap or expensive. We only worry whether it's good. I have a theory that if it's good enough, the public will pay you back for it." - Walt Disney to Imagineer Marc Davis on the cost of revamping a Disneyland attraction.

"I will never understand how a guy that lived with me and could be with me so much and then write that I'm a liar, that I have a veracity issue, that I'm a psychopath." - Michael Orvitz (Former President of the Walt Disney Company) on Disney CEO Michael Eisner.

"To some people, I am a kind of Merlin who takes lots of crazy chances, but rarely makes mistakes. I've made some bad ones, but fortunately, the successes have come along fast enough to cover up the mistakes. When you go to bat as many times as I do, you're bound to get a good average. That's why I keep my projects diversified." -Walt Disney

Kim Possible Quotes:

Señor Senior, Sr.: Ahhh, Kim Possible, my feisty teen--
Ron: Heyyy, you put in a lagoon!
Señor Senior, Sr.: The piranha won't be here 'til Monday, but, I assure you, the Koi have not been fed in days.
-Kim Possible episode "The New Ron"

Kim: A job? (gags) At Bueno Nacho?
Dad: Now, that's the way forward!
Kim: Between a rocket scientist and a brain surgeon, the best idea you people can come up with is minimum wage?!
-Kim Possible episode "Bueno Nacho"

Dr. Director: This is Professor Sylvan Green. In the 1960's, he developed a Top Secret missile defense project--
Kim: The Cybernetic Guided Missile Tracking System.
Dr. Director: Uh! Where did you get that information?
Kim: Off the web.
Dr. Director: Oh. Ah... (clears throat) This is Professor Green currently. Retired. Place of residence: Florida.
Kim: But now he's disappeared.
Dr. Director: Yes. Was-- was that on the internet, too?
Kim: No, that was a guess.
-Kim Possible episode "Number One"

Monty Fiske: You do know, of course, chimpanzees are actually part of the ape family? They're not monkeys at all.
Ron: Monkeys, apes, they all hold stuff with their feet, man! We're talkin' freaks of nature!
-Kim Possible episode "Monkey Fist Strikes"

Bonnie: Kim Possible, you are such a loser! I mean, you wear that same stupid outfit, like, every day!
-Kim Possible episode "Kimitation Nation"

SSS: Ahhh, Kim Possible. And so, our little game of cat and mouse goes on, huh?
Ron: Are we the cat or the mouse?
SSJ: (chuckles) Mouse.
Ron: But *we* were stalking you. That's cattish, my friend.
SSJ: This is a good point.
-Kim Possible episode "Animal Attraction"

SSJ: Did we not leave Kim Possible on a conveyer belt to her doom?
SSS: Yes. A proper villain always leaves his foe when he's about to expire.
SSJ: Why?
SSS: Well, it would be bad form just to loll about waiting for it.
SSJ: Why?
SSS: Tra-di-tion!
-Kim Possible episode "Animal Attraction"

Kim: You've got a giant viewscreen that your arch-foe can appear on whenever he wants. He talks to you... you talk to him. You don't think...?
Hego: ...that he could use that technology to spy on us while we were planning our heroic efforts! Blast! The fiend. How come no one ever mentioned this before?
Shego: Because it was obvious?
-Kim Possible episode "Go Team Go"

Judge: I'm, eh, still not seeing anything here in the official--
Ron: Maybe you should consult with my friend Mr. Lincoln. See if he can help improve your eyesight a bit, if you -- y'know -- catch my drift.
Kim: Ron! This is a prestigious international competition.
Ron: And I'm speaking the prestigious international language of cold hard cash!
Kim: Five dollars is hardly--
Judge: Ah, yes! Here it is. A Hairless Peruvian. Very good. (Pockets money)
-Kim Possible episode "Rufus in Show"